Well well well, it has been a while, hasn't it?

I would apologise for my untimely absence from the virtual world and to all of the many people I have made vastly upset by said absence but, in fairness, I'm not about to and don't believe that the situation described was at all accurate. This gives several possible outcomes from this little apologylessness of mine - I make several people very unhappy; I make no one unhappy; I create a global pandemic of panic and plunge the earth and everyone upon it into an existential and metaphysical crisis from which it shall never recover. Whilst the lattermost might be a nice boost to my ego, its rather unlikely and thus I might conclude that I actually don't much care.

In fairness, I've found myself caring less and less about quite a lot of things: aspects I used to be rather passionate about are now borderline humdrum and things I used to extract some amount of enjoyment from are something akin to monotony. Don't get me wrong here - I'm neither appealing for sympathy nor trying to get stuff off of my chest, I just felt I might go some way to explaining why I haven't blogged in a while. Essentally, I didn't care. Also, if you're expecting a probing and deep insight into what I've been doing these past few weeks you may be waiting a while longer.

Hopefully, mind, I've managed to break this little trend and, indeed, the chronological void between the last entry and any future ones I may plan to write. I might ask that you expect much more frequent updates of the same calibre as you've become accustomed to, though I might get your hopes up falsely and, naturally, I'd feel terrible for doing such a thing via the horrific an manipulative medium of pixels. (Mutatis Mutandis the rest of the blog.) 'Course, I aim to post more often and shall do what I can to achieve such, but I'm a busy man. Well, I'm not - but I could be.

(NB: Spelling mistakes may occur in this blog, owing to the fact I'm using a crappy, crappy Mac that doesn't spellcheck things for me.)

Gaz out.