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    April 16

    The big 4-0-0-0-0

    Well, here we are then. I’ve not really much in the way of witty reportings or observations, so this is really much more of a note. A note of fantastic proportions – epic, even. Perhaps even fantastically epic, if such a term exists. For, my dears, Gaz’s Blog™ passed the milestone mark of 40,000 views yesterday, and is currently rocketing its way towards 41,000 at the rate of a few hundred views a day. (Aye, I’m not exaggerating here, I’ve had 170 views since 12am Sunday morning, which is quite remarkable, considering I’ve not actually put anything new up. And not from a single country, either – from al over the world. Why, the first five countries I can spy are Belgium, Czech Republic, Finland, The Netherlands and Australia, discounting the UK.)

    So there we are – bow to my greatness, for I > You.

    Gaz out.

    October 06

    FAQ: Gaz's Blog™: Worldwide

    With the growing influence and spread of Gaz's Blog™ around the Globe, I thought it only fair to start catering for people of other cultures: namely those that don't speak English very well, or at all. (You poor, poor people.) Anyway, I digress slightly. There is now a list on the left-hand side of the page underneath the profile that gives you the possible languages into which the page can be translated as we speak. Granted, more will follow in the future, but until then, that's the best we can do. Now, there are a few things I need to point out, in case those with brains smaller than the average chickpea decide to browse the site. I shall do it in the form of a list, to make it easily scrollable.
    • Yes, this is the FAQ. No point trying to click it again. Actually; click again. I dare you.
    • Translations done instantly from google.com's online translator.
    • Words translated, not phrases. Thus, grammatical, punctuative and even comprehension errors may ensue. I apologise.
    • Some words I have made up, and thus will not be available for translation. You'll just have to work around them as best you can. Also, some words are a bit too aloof for the online dictionary, and so will not appear translated as well. (Same applies for typgraphical errors.)
    • Some foreigners may find what is on this page offensive. If so, screw you. You don't have to read it, you know.
    • Lists are not translated into the language. To change the list headers, simply change the internet browser language settings. (Or not so simply, as the case may be.)
    • Viewers are welcome to submit online translators that translate entire sites to get the Blog™ into even more languages.
    • There may be some layout error on some computers. If this is the case, bear with me, I'm working on it. Still, a Blog™ is better than no Blog™, eh?
    • This is the end of the FAQ

    Now, appear the world!

    December 12

    "Merry Christmas"

    I've decided that my most 2nd most abundant asset is my knowledge. (I'll leave it to your imagination as to the 1st,) and, on top of that, my useless know prevails. And thus, this useless knowledge is know as Gazage™. This is the First Gazage™ Blog™ and is suitably festive as it's nearly christmas... well, 1 week and 6 days away.

    Yes, it's how to say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" in several different Languages! (As compiled by myself.)

    Here we go (Also with some cool Christmas Tree Bullet Points!):

     Afrikaans - Geseende Kerfees en 'n gelukkige nuwe jaar
     Albanian - Gëzuar Krishlindjet Vitin e Ri!
    Aleut - Kamgan Ukudigaa
    Alsatian - E gueti Wïnâchte & E glecklichs Nej Johr
    Apache - Gozhqq Keshmish
    Arabic - I'D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida
    Aramaic - Edo bri'cho o rish d'shato brich'to
    Armenian - Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Soorp Janunt
    Austrian - Frohe Weihnachten und ein Gutes Neues Jahr
    Basque - Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
    Bengali - Shuvo Baro Din - Shuvo Nabo Barsho
    Blackfoot - I'Taamomohkatoyiiksistsikomi
    Brazilian - Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
    Bulgarian - Chestita Koleda i Shtastliva Nova Godina
    Catalan - Bon Nadal i feliç any nou!
    Cantonese - Seng Dan Fai Lok, Sang Nian Fai Lok
    Cherokee - Danistayohihv & Aliheli'sdi Itse Udetiyvsadisv
    Cheyenne - Hoesenestotse & Aa'e Emona'e
    Chippewa - Niibaa' anami'egiizhigad & Aabita Biboon
    Choctaw - Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito
    Cornish - Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
    Corsican - Bon Natale e Bon capu d' annu
    Cree - Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
    Creek - Afvcke Nettvcakorakko
    Creole/Seychelles - Bonn e Erez Ane
    Croatian - Sretan Bozic
    Czech - Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a Stastny novy rok
    Danish - Glædelig Jul og godt nytår
    Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar
    Egyptian - Colo sana wintom tiebeen
    English - Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
    Esperanto - Gajan Kristnaskon & Bonan Novjaron
    Estonian - Rõõmsaid Jõulupühi ja Head uut aastat
    Farsi - Sal -e no mubarak
    Finnish - Hyvää Joulua or Hauskaa Joulua - 0nnellista uutta vuotta
    Flemish - Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
    French - Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année
    Gaelic - Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ur
    Galician - Bon Nadal e Bo Ani Novo
    Georgian - Gilotsavt Krist'es Shobas & Gilosavt akhal ts'els
    German - Froehliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr
    Greek - Kala Christougenna Ki'eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos
    Greenlandic - Juullimi Ukiortaassamilu Pilluarit
    Hawaiian - Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou
    Hebrew - Mo'adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova
    Hindi - Shubh Naya Baras
    Hungarian - Kellemes karácsonyi ünnepeket és Boldog újévet
    Icelandic - Gleðileg Jól og Farsaelt Komandi ár
    Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal & Selamat Tahun Baru
    Iraqi - Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
    Irish - Nollaig Shona Dhuit
    Italian - Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo
    Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
    Javanese - Sugeng Natal lan warsa enggal
    Kashmiri - Christmas Id Mubarak
    Korean - Sung Tan Chuk Ha
    Kurdish - Seva piroz sahibe u sersala te piroz be
    Lakota - Wanikiya tonpi wowiyuskin & Omaka teca oiyokipi
    Latin - Pax hominibus bonae voluntatis
    Latvian - Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu
    Lebanese - Milad Saeed wa Sanaa Mubarakah
    Lithuanian - Linksmu Kaledu ir laimingu Nauju metu
    Luxembourgeois - Schéi Krëschtdeeg an e Schéint Néi Joer
    Macedonian - Srekan Bozik I Nova Godina
    Malayan - Selamat Hari Natal
    Maltese - Nixtieqlek Milied Tajjeb u Sena Tajba
    Mandarin - Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
    Mongolian - Zul saryn bolon shine ony mend devshuulye
    Navajo - Ya'at'eeh Keshmish
    Nepali - krist Yesu Ko Shuva Janma Utsav Ko Upalaxhma Hardik Shuva
    Norweigan - God Jul og Godt Nyttår
    Polish - Wesolych Swiat i Szczesliwego Nowego Roku
    Portuguese - Boas Festas e um feliz Ano Novo
    Romani - Bachtalo krecunu Thaj Bachtalo Nevo Bers
    Romanian - Craciun fericit si un An Nou fericit
    Russian - Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva i s Novim Godom
    Samoan - Ia manuia le Kilisimasi ma le tausaga fou
    Sardinian - Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou
    Serbian - Sretan Bozic. Vesela Nova Godine
    Sicilian - Bon Natali e Prosperu Annu Novu
    Somali - ciid wanaagsan iyo sanad cusub oo fiican
    Slovakian - Vesele Vianoce a stastny novy rok
    Slovene - Vesele bozicne praznike in srecno novo leto
    Spanish - Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo
    Sudanese - Wilujeng Natal Sareng Warsa Enggal
    Swahili - Krismas Njema Na Heri Za Mwaka Mpya
    Swedish - God Jul och Gott Nytt År
    Tahitian - Ia ora i te Noere e ia ora na i te matahiti 'api
    Thai - Suksan Wan Christmas lae Sawadee Pee Mai
    Turkish - Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
    Ukrainian - Veseloho Vam Rizdva i Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku
    Vietnamese - Chuc Mung Giang Sinh - Chuc Mung Tan Nien
    Welsh - Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda
    Yiddish - Gute Vaynakhtn un a Gut Nay Yor
    Yugoslavian - Cestitamo Bozic Papua
    Zulu - Sinifesela Ukhisimusi Omuhle Nonyaka Omusha Onempumelelo

    And No, I can't Guarantee that these are genuine.

    Good Night.