"The sequel to the critically acclaimed iPod, the üPod (short for ÜberPod) utilizes the use of revolutionary new technology. It is even smaller than the iPod Nano, but is only delivered in the color white. It is made from the skeletal remainds of deceased prominent Nazis such as Heinrich Himmler. Menus are only available in German, and it comes delivered with an audiocopy of Mein Kampf, and all of Nietzsches works. Furthermore the üPod is capable of playing Wagner, Legion 88 and the late great Bruce Springsteen, and REO Speedwagon's Greatest Hits.

Unlike the iPod, the üPod is incapable of recharging its battery through normal means, instead it must be fully submerged in a chilled glass of pure Löwenbräu. You simply place the üPod in the glass and it absorbs the Löwenbräu through reverse osmosis. Any attempts to charge the device with its AC charging unit that it is distributed with have been met with a bombardment of curse words in German and normally ends with the purchaser of aforementioned product ending up in the death camp, er, I mean happy camp of their choosing.

When spotting a perfect member of the aryan race, the üPod will immediately play march music to alert its user of another Übermensch passing by. It is particularly fond of pretty young Scandinavian blondes and Sauerkraut mit Gemüse.

It is difficult to obtain a copy of the üPod as it must be paid for in the extinct Reichsmarks."

From uncylcopedia.org